1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:16,320 And there's chanting all around. You see this, this figure enter this arena and it is this muscular humanoid body with like the, it never skips leg day. 3 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:20,160 Something about tongue plucked raw. I'm going to tell you anyways. 4 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,839 Hold on a second. How do you know? 5 00:00:21,839 --> 00:00:24,080 Well because I can speak their language. 6 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,560 Oh, all hands on deck. Let's huddle up. 7 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,760 Grancis is in there. 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:37,200 Thea's trying really hard not to look shocked. Like she totally remembered dense was here and was like, you want to, are you want to, are you sure you want to come? 9 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,760 Now I need to get my boot. 10 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:51,280 What I'm really hoping is that this maybe is the last straw for his like crowd of admirers because he's just getting like worked over by this little gnome. 11 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,439 There's Ickers spraying everywhere. You're going feral on top of them. 12 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:09,439 And they all begin to lift out of the Coliseum and just kind of move slowly away, leaving him to perish in the middle of this chamber. 13 00:01:09,439 --> 00:01:19,040 Okay. Well, you seem to be back up. I guess we should probably go find the boat. Everybody looks like they left. Maybe they're going to go try and vote in a new Pazuzu. 14 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:31,680 And dense pulls the boat up to this ramshackled town at the base of this cliff, a distance away from this palace. 15 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:41,280 A little huddle up again. He casts heroism at the sixth level when everyone puts their hand in. 16 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:51,920 So on your travels, you gain an extra four hit points. It's only only up to one minute, but get an extra. 17 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,920 You don't know when I'm going to stub my toe. 18 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,120 It's the thought that counts. 19 00:01:55,120 --> 00:02:00,960 Oh, no, you you gain four hit points and you're immune from being frightened. 20 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:01,920 So relevant. 21 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,760 So it's scary out there for a minute and I'm going off. 22 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,879 Dense is on his way. 23 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:20,320 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. He, him also with me today is Tom Laird. 24 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:26,800 Yeah, that's me. He, him. I'm playing Flint Firebeard, who also goes by he, him and Amy More. 25 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:30,879 I'm sorry. Does Flint go by he, him as just another name? 26 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,040 I mean, he can. 27 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,560 That's just how my ears heard it. 28 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,080 Like, yeah, I'd be like, here's my friend Flint. 29 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,759 If you're like, yeah, buddy, yeah, that's me. 30 00:02:41,759 --> 00:02:43,759 Oh, it's like that guy. 31 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:44,240 Yeah, yeah. 32 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,159 Like you respond to you. 33 00:02:47,599 --> 00:02:50,960 Who doesn't respond to you is Thea Amastasia. 34 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,599 She, her and also Nighthunter. 35 00:02:54,319 --> 00:02:55,360 She, they. 36 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,960 And Karla Maxted. 37 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,599 She, her playing Lipsinki Pipdiggins. 38 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:01,840 Also, she, her. 39 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,199 And Kyle Clasett. 40 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,320 Hey, hey, he, him. Gonna be playing Vorunax. Also, he, him. 41 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,000 It's been so long since we've recorded. 42 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,080 For you, listener, it's been but mere seven days. 43 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,760 For us, it feels like it's been an eternity because summer. 44 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,320 But we're happy to be back in this darkest. 45 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,080 Just right outside the gates. We're so happy to be back. 46 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,520 Darkest before the dawn. 47 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,280 Yeah, that's right. 48 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,960 You know, usually you ease back in with like a little fun thing. 49 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:38,880 We're like, nah, the gates to the, to Orcus' lair. 50 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,520 That's, that's where we're, we're very near to. 51 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:48,720 And where you can sign up to also be at the gates to something more fun. 52 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,880 Oh, yes. Turn it around. 53 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,200 Right now, you're just outside the gates. 54 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:57,840 But if you go to Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast, 55 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:01,760 then you can enter the gates of fun and joy 56 00:04:01,759 --> 00:04:03,919 and a whole bunch of extra cool stuff. 57 00:04:03,919 --> 00:04:05,519 We've got it all for you there. 58 00:04:05,519 --> 00:04:08,239 Including a game that we haven't played in even longer. 59 00:04:08,239 --> 00:04:10,239 The Adventures Of that Tom runs. 60 00:04:10,879 --> 00:04:14,000 I frantically checked the calendar on my phone while we were on this call 61 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,439 to make sure that I wasn't like DMing next week. 62 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,159 The good news, I'm not. It's fine. 63 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,599 Like I had a mini, mini little panic attack. 64 00:04:23,599 --> 00:04:30,079 No, it's another fun thing we do for patrons where we do a hangout once a month. 65 00:04:30,079 --> 00:04:31,599 And that's coming up. 66 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:36,320 So, you know, extra episodes, extra hanging out, a book club. 67 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,040 So many great things. 68 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:39,360 What else? 69 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,320 There's so much more. 70 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,040 Or destruction. 71 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:41,520 No torture. 72 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,560 Things like that. 73 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,720 All things that are simple. 74 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,720 Yeah, people are super nice. 75 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,560 And you get an episode dedicated to you. 76 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,600 Like today's patron, Kayla Littlejohn. 77 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,400 Hey, thank you. 78 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,960 We recently got to play a game with Kayla, 79 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,280 which this probably doesn't come out till January. 80 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,800 So that was a while ago. 81 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,520 It was recently, like in our timeline. 82 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,840 Also, I hope it's not the episode where we all die. 83 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,000 There's been a lot of close calls. 84 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,520 So this one could be yours. 85 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:19,040 We had a good time just rowing around in the boat so we could all rest up. 86 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,120 So I think we're all feeling good, right? 87 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,040 Not this one. 88 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,160 It's the next one. 89 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,600 It's the next one. 90 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,480 Don't worry, Kayla. 91 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:27,680 Yes. 92 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:28,800 Oh, no. 93 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:32,160 I hate the face Kyle's making. 94 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,600 It's very frightening. 95 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:34,720 What'd I do? 96 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,560 The glare's blocking my eyes. 97 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,480 You can't see my shifty eyes. 98 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,800 It's almost true, but not quite. 99 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:44,879 I can still tell. 100 00:05:46,319 --> 00:05:47,040 Good. 101 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:47,600 Well, fuck it. 102 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,080 Let's play. 103 00:05:49,759 --> 00:05:50,720 Welcome to the abyss. 104 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:56,080 You step off of Dense's boat. 105 00:05:57,199 --> 00:05:58,319 Off of the River Six. 106 00:05:58,319 --> 00:06:05,120 There were these skeletal arms that came and created this gangplank 107 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:12,000 that went into this small shanty town is probably the best way 108 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,319 that we could describe what you see before you. 109 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:22,000 And immediately before you is a concierge of sorts. 110 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,319 Oh, it's a guy with a clipboard, isn't it? 111 00:06:24,319 --> 00:06:25,759 It's a guy with a clipboard. 112 00:06:25,759 --> 00:06:27,600 At every frickin' part. 113 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,400 Every single one. 114 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:34,320 He's got the big hood on and he's looking at his clipboard 115 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,040 and I can't remember the voice we used for him 116 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,720 because obviously it's the same person. 117 00:06:39,439 --> 00:06:40,400 So we'll go with this one. 118 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,960 And you're, oh yeah, he's Irish too, obviously. 119 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,240 Everybody's fucking Irish. 120 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,040 That's my default. 121 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,320 God damn it. 122 00:06:49,439 --> 00:06:54,000 Yeah, it's Thea and crew. 123 00:06:55,439 --> 00:06:56,720 That's what we wrote down. 124 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,680 Hold on a second. 125 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,360 Did we give our real names? 126 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,280 Well, you did. 127 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,160 I did? 128 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,120 Pretty sure you did. 129 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,000 Everybody else was like, no, don't do that. 130 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,720 And then you were like, I'm Thea. 131 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,840 Thea, I'm Astasia. 132 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:11,840 What aren't we doing, guys? 133 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,040 Well, yes, that's us then. 134 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:17,920 Oh, great. 135 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:18,720 That's us. 136 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:19,920 Good to see you all. 137 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:20,800 How was the ride? 138 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,680 Very smooth. 139 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,120 Properly treacherous. 140 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:26,080 Good. 141 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:30,319 Yes, that's actually, oh yeah, horrifying in some cases. 142 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,199 Delightfully so. 143 00:07:31,839 --> 00:07:35,039 And if you were to give dense a rating out of five stars, 144 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:35,919 what would you give? 145 00:07:36,479 --> 00:07:38,240 Oh, six? 146 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,199 Can we give a six? 147 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:47,279 He was so helpful and kind and just really went above and beyond. 148 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,199 Wow, all right. 149 00:07:49,199 --> 00:07:51,680 Writing all of this down, it's going on his report. 150 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,959 And he should probably get a promotion because of it. 151 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:57,519 I hope so. 152 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,680 So it's very good that you're truthful and honest 153 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,600 about all of your responses here. 154 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,960 All right, well, welcome to Naratir. 155 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,360 This is your entry point. 156 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:15,519 As you can see, there's some undead and some rickety shacks. 157 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:19,040 If you need a place to stay before you go wandering about, 158 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,960 don't mind the flesh hills. 159 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,360 You get used to them. 160 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,480 The flesh hills? 161 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,400 Yeah, if you look down at your feet there, sir, 162 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:32,720 there's hills of flesh, mounds, if you will. 163 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:36,159 As you get up and into the mausoleum, 164 00:08:36,159 --> 00:08:38,159 and if you venture into the castle, 165 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:42,399 you'll find that the carpets are woven of human hair. 166 00:08:43,519 --> 00:08:45,440 Feels really good between scaled toes. 167 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,120 Is it like we are standing on real people? 168 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:50,480 Is it? 169 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,600 Oh, bits and pieces. 170 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,400 Naratir starts to poke, poke, poke, poke. 171 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,600 Can they feel this? 172 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,080 Is this? 173 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 174 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,000 Not only do they feel it, 175 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,800 but every person they're connected to, 176 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,120 it's like a hive skin. 177 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,520 So they all feel it. 178 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,560 Oh, is that kind of like that feeling of like, 179 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,280 when you feel someone walk over your grave, 180 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,280 you know, when you get that shiver situation? 181 00:09:15,919 --> 00:09:21,039 There is somewhere here being like someone's poking my skin hide. 182 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,279 That looks like an anus 183 00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:25,120 that you've got your finger near right there. 184 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:28,319 I will not put finger in that. 185 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:30,720 No, I didn't say you should. 186 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,240 I just said where you were pointing. 187 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,559 So just to watch out, that's what that looks like. 188 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,839 They are like geysers. 189 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:41,679 Yep. 190 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:42,639 All right, moving on. 191 00:09:42,639 --> 00:09:43,839 That is facts. 192 00:09:43,839 --> 00:09:44,319 Yes. 193 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:47,280 You've come to the worst place in the world. 194 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,840 In the known planes and realms, 195 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,280 this is the tour you get. 196 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,280 It's probably better than the Bahama tour 197 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,080 that they're getting in the other group. 198 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,560 Well, maybe we'll have to do that one next time, right? 199 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,840 Yeah, we'll make it out of here 200 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,520 and we'll sign up for that one 201 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:08,080 and see how delightfully disastrous that one is. 202 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,000 And are you here for work or business? 203 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,320 That's the same thing, right? 204 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,000 I think those are the... 205 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,000 Not necessarily. 206 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,920 Work is you having to do something. 207 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,680 Business is with the anus. 208 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:24,000 Is, well, some call it pleasure, 209 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,360 some call it business. 210 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,640 We've just slumped them together. 211 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,480 It's like it is getting busy. 212 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,640 It could be, yes. 213 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,760 It's busyness. 214 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,440 Like it's business time. 215 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,520 Yes, it's time for business. 216 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,020 Okay. 217 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:38,580 Both. 218 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,720 Excellent, excellent. 219 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,560 And how long do you anticipate staying? 220 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:44,480 As long as it takes. 221 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:48,560 Well, this is where we've ended up. 222 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,120 So this is... 223 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,480 Your shanty is over here. 224 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:55,840 I will escort you these 15 feet. 225 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,200 You can stay here for as long as you need. 226 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,720 It seems you're ready to do your business, though. 227 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,360 Well, work first, then business. 228 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,480 Work, then business. 229 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:06,960 And then maybe a little more work. 230 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:07,759 What is it you do? 231 00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:08,259 Work? 232 00:11:09,759 --> 00:11:13,039 Bring the everlasting glory of Orcus upon the realms. 233 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:13,439 Of course. 234 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:14,480 You looked familiar. 235 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:15,120 Yes, yes. 236 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,919 A little bit of a change recently, you know. 237 00:11:17,919 --> 00:11:20,319 But I think I'm liking it. 238 00:11:20,319 --> 00:11:22,080 Yeah, that's what caught me off guard. 239 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,200 Different tone you got going on there. 240 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:26,720 Interesting. 241 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,120 All right. 242 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,840 Well, I've got to go back and stand here by the boat, 243 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,159 where the boats come in. 244 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:33,679 If you need anything, 245 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:35,279 feel free to just give me a holler. 246 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 And what, uh, whose name? 247 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,439 What name would we holler? 248 00:11:40,319 --> 00:11:40,639 Anne. 249 00:11:42,639 --> 00:11:43,360 Anne. 250 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,879 Anne of Green Gables. 251 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:46,799 Anne of Green Gables. 252 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:50,159 It's all one word, of Green Gables, 253 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:52,240 so there's no copyright infringement. 254 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,039 Anne of Green Gables. 255 00:11:53,039 --> 00:11:54,000 Anne of Green Gables. 256 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,600 Anne of Green Gables, yes. 257 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,159 My friends just call me Anne, though, 258 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,240 so feel free to just call me Anne. 259 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,199 We'll do Anne, though. 260 00:12:01,199 --> 00:12:02,799 Oh, well, that's nice. 261 00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:03,600 Okay, um... 262 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:09,759 Well, enjoy your afternoon, evening, morning. 263 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:10,639 What time is it? 264 00:12:10,639 --> 00:12:11,039 It's so dark. 265 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:11,919 Time is irrelevant. 266 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:14,799 It's a construct made up in the material plane. 267 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,759 Down here, it's just pain and suffering, 268 00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:19,279 so prepare yourself. 269 00:12:19,279 --> 00:12:21,120 That's why I said as long as it takes. 270 00:12:21,919 --> 00:12:22,079 So... 271 00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:23,279 Of course, of course, of course. 272 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:24,720 It's because we know, we knows. 273 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,439 Knows, right? 274 00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:26,319 Right, Anne? 275 00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:26,799 Anne of... 276 00:12:26,799 --> 00:12:27,360 Knows. 277 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:27,600 Anne. 278 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:28,559 Anne. 279 00:12:29,919 --> 00:12:31,519 Anne, though, of Anne of Green Gables. 280 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:33,199 Anne, though, of Green Gables. 281 00:12:33,199 --> 00:12:34,399 Yeah, Anne of Green Gables. 282 00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:36,639 Well, enough of this. 283 00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:38,159 Anne, though, of Green Gables, 284 00:12:38,159 --> 00:12:40,319 walks back to the boardwalk 285 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:43,199 and leaves you in this town 286 00:12:43,199 --> 00:12:44,159 that is basically... 287 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Ghost town would be putting it nicely. 288 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,480 It is... 289 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,199 Yeah, it is completely falling apart. 290 00:12:53,199 --> 00:12:56,399 There are undead now shambling towards you. 291 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,240 So, Russ, is it... 292 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:06,879 Like, denizens of the abyss live in the shanty town, 293 00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:10,720 or it's like the unlucky workers, 294 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,120 this is like the worst place for them to be, 295 00:13:14,639 --> 00:13:16,320 or just like random undead? 296 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,600 Just random undead. 297 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,159 Okay. 298 00:13:18,159 --> 00:13:20,159 And, yeah, and as you... 299 00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:20,799 And us. 300 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:23,680 As you are just trying to figure out 301 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,799 if there's anybody living at all in this area, 302 00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:28,560 right beside you, 303 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,640 there is this huge pop and sucking sound, 304 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,200 and out of the earth, 305 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:43,360 this creature is being thrust out of the ground, 306 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,440 and it looks like this sort of... 307 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,760 You could say it's got this bison kind of look to it, 308 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,800 but as it breaks free from this embryonic sack, 309 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,800 goo and ick are spurts everywhere, 310 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,320 make a dexterity saving throw. 311 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,040 I don't have a dice. 312 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,400 I mean, will I get covered in icker again? 313 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:04,960 We will see. 314 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,060 23. 315 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:08,480 7. 316 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,440 Also a 7. 317 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,080 19. 318 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,240 7 also for 9. 319 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,480 Night Hunter and Thea and Lipsynche 320 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,280 are all covered in this embryonic fluid 321 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,680 of this bison, 322 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:28,960 and as it starts kicking like a baby bison, 323 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:29,920 only it's full grown, 324 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,320 you see that its skin is sloughing off, 325 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:38,000 and it has this weird upside down twisted skeletal head, 326 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,920 and it charges towards you. 327 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,120 Roll for initiative. 328 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,000 God, I hate the shantytown buffalo. 329 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,680 I'm 14 for Night Hunter. 330 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,200 21 for Lipsynche. 331 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:49,760 11. 332 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,760 That's a 13. 333 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,120 8 for Thea. 334 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,880 And Grancis. 335 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,120 Nat, 20, baby. 336 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,320 Oh, damn. 337 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,280 We're gonna waste it. 338 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,080 What a waste. 339 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,920 Well, he's just gonna read his book for a while. 340 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,720 What a fucking Grancis move. 341 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,200 Jesus. 342 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,600 And the thingamjig. 343 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,360 I guess we should have a little more sympathy for Grancis. 344 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,880 This is like the place of his crazy. 345 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,560 Must be very traumatizing for him. 346 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,060 Yeah. 347 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,680 I mean, that's what Carla says. 348 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,720 Lipsynche, I'm not sure how she feels about it 349 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,600 or if she does, but. 350 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:43,920 It is Grancis' turn first as he steps away from the boardwalk, 351 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,520 where he too was talking to Anne of Green Gables. 352 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,200 And he's like, oh, what's going on, everybody? 353 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,600 Oh, Jesus, what is happening? 354 00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:55,279 I rode one of those once. 355 00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:56,000 It killed me. 356 00:15:56,639 --> 00:15:58,000 But let's see what I got here. 357 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,519 I actually finished reading my book, 358 00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:01,120 so I prepared some things. 359 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:01,840 Let's go. 360 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:02,800 Poison spray. 361 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,920 It casts poison spray at it. 362 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,840 It has to make a constitution saving throw, 363 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:08,879 which it does not make. 364 00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:11,600 So it takes 4d12 poison damage. 365 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,399 Ooh, la, la. 366 00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:14,259 6. 367 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:16,980 6. 368 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,180 12. 369 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:19,139 13. 370 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,600 15. 371 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,080 It takes 15 poison damage. 372 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,519 13 plus 4 is 17. 373 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,519 17 poison damage. 374 00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:30,080 I concur. 375 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,120 It's OK. 376 00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:33,279 Lipsynche, it's your turn. 377 00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:38,480 I'm probably going to do some primal savagery. 378 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,120 So my teeth and fingernails get sharp, 379 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:47,360 and I deliver a poisonous, vicious, scraping attack 380 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,440 on this very gross creature that's covered 381 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,800 in amniotic fluid and vigor. 382 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,300 Gross. 383 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,560 It's cool. 384 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,080 Yeah, it's disgust. 385 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:56,720 Yeah. 386 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,440 It's just bad. 387 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,480 So that is a 21. 388 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,120 21 will hit. 389 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:06,960 Great. 390 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,640 Then I will do 4. 391 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,680 Nope, that's a d8. 392 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:23,360 4d10 damage, which is 12, 20, 25 poison damage. 393 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:30,560 So poison spray goes out, and slashing happens. 394 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,360 And then it rears up. 395 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,000 As far as an undead creature looks, 396 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,960 it looks confused because it's just been birthed into this world. 397 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,759 And then it's charging towards these people. 398 00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:44,880 It immediately picked a fight. 399 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,279 Immediately picked a fight because it's chaos. 400 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,480 And it's going to charge at Lipsynche and Grancis. 401 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:56,400 Lipsynche for a 21, and Grancis for an 18, which hits him. 402 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:01,519 That'll certainly hit poor, precious, weak little Lipsynche. 403 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,120 So you're going to take... 404 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:04,480 It's OK. 405 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,160 I remember I can heal people. 406 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:11,200 15 piercing damage, and Grancis is going to take... 407 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,160 Also 15 piercing damage. 408 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:15,920 Fair's fair. 409 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,420 Yeah. 410 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:21,680 And it powers through you, make a strength saving throw. 411 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,180 16. 412 00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:23,920 Not the worst. 413 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:28,240 Grancis got a 23, so you are knocked back five feet, but not prone. 414 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:32,000 Grancis, because he got a natural 20, 415 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,039 hops on top and is now riding the creature. 416 00:18:35,039 --> 00:18:40,480 So just like in that one time it killed me, I should probably get off. 417 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,360 Nighthunter's turn. 418 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:49,200 Nighthunter wants to charge towards this undead bison. 419 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:54,800 Grab Grancis and haul him off of it. 420 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,000 OK. 421 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,640 Can I do that? 422 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,720 Yeah, absolutely. 423 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:04,480 And with the other hand, they take their corpse grinder 424 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:10,480 and smash down onto the neck area of the bison. 425 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:10,960 Great. 426 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:11,759 That's what's happening. 427 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:12,720 Cool. 428 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:12,960 Yeah. 429 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,480 We'll say you run up behind it. 430 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,519 You hop on top. 431 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,400 Throw Grancis, who for this rhyme will be pop. 432 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,319 You throw pop off top and then you attack it for... 433 00:19:24,319 --> 00:19:25,039 23. 434 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:25,840 That will hit. 435 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,340 Nice. 436 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:28,640 Oh, yeah. 437 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,519 18 damage. 438 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:35,680 And then I think she should just hack again. 439 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,480 But this one is only for 18. 440 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:40,400 Yes. 441 00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:41,360 Yes. 442 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:42,960 18 will hit. 443 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:43,279 Yeah. 444 00:19:43,279 --> 00:19:43,600 OK. 445 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,360 It's just a bison and you're on top of it. 446 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,160 And? 447 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,880 It's just a bison. 448 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,079 It's just a bison. 449 00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:50,480 17 damage. 450 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,120 It's just a bison. 451 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,559 All right. 452 00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:58,000 You cleave down hard into the head of this bison 453 00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:04,799 and it buries into the ground, which of course isn't dirt. 454 00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:10,000 So Icarus like grinds up and like flesh tears. 455 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:15,839 You hear the screams of like the mountain and the ground around you 456 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:21,519 as this thing like its horns gut into the landscape. 457 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:28,400 And you all look to your left, which is where the Shantytown was, 458 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,559 and all of the undead in this village are now coming towards you. 459 00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:34,240 There's about 20 of them. 460 00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:36,640 Vorunax, it's your turn. 461 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:42,160 The bison seems to be the most immediate and dangerous foe that we have. 462 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:46,320 So it's prone with Night Hunter on top. 463 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:53,360 Then the introduction of the of all those sweet undead through me caught me off guard. 464 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,759 I'm going to cast Synaptic Static. 465 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,920 And I'm going to center it in the mass of undead. 466 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:08,880 Um, oh, would I know undead don't take psychic damage? 467 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,039 I mean, I think you would know. 468 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,080 I feel like you would be quite knowledgeable. 469 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,279 Do they have anything going on up there to take psychic damage? 470 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,160 Where's my mouse? 471 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:20,800 There it is. 472 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,200 I know. 473 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,039 I know poison doesn't really work. 474 00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:27,039 Immunities to poison says nothing about psychic. 475 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,759 So knowledge that you have. 476 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:35,039 A creature of lower with intelligence lower than a score of two can be affected. 477 00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:38,240 Intelligence, they have a minus four. 478 00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:41,039 No, a three. 479 00:21:41,039 --> 00:21:41,920 They have a three. 480 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:42,400 Sorry. 481 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,279 Oh, okay. 482 00:21:43,279 --> 00:21:44,960 Which is a minus four. 483 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,279 Cool. 484 00:21:45,279 --> 00:21:46,079 So a three. 485 00:21:46,079 --> 00:21:46,720 Yep, that would work. 486 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,519 Synaptic Static. 487 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,279 And I'm going to center it. 488 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:59,279 It's a 20 foot radius sphere centered on a point within 489 00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:00,240 120 feet. 490 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:04,480 So, you know, as long as none of my new cohorts are in the range of effect, 491 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,079 I'll pop it. 492 00:22:06,079 --> 00:22:06,480 Awesome. 493 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:06,879 Do it. 494 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,480 Cool, cool, cool. 495 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,680 They need to make an intelligence saving throw. 496 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,200 Minus four, even though it was a good roll, that makes it 15. 497 00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:22,160 15 will not do. 498 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,039 I'm so sorry. 499 00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:28,319 So let me cast my 30 psychic damage to 500 00:22:29,039 --> 00:22:29,759 all that failed. 501 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,519 15 to those who passed. 502 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,960 Okay, so 15 to those who passed. 503 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:37,200 So you center it in the middle of this. 504 00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:42,240 They're like coming out of these houses and in this, for lack of a better term, 505 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,759 the square making their way down this main channel towards you. 506 00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:52,480 You loose it off and all of them, there's this build up of this charge 507 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:57,599 in the middle of them and all of their heads begin popping and falling to the ground. 508 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,240 Yeah, glorious. 509 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,919 The ones in the back who weren't quite in range are now tripping over 510 00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:08,639 and trying to shamble over top of all of these dead bodies. 511 00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:11,519 This is just as fun as if they were living. 512 00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:12,639 This is great. 513 00:23:12,639 --> 00:23:14,240 This is classic Vorunax. 514 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,119 I love it. 515 00:23:16,639 --> 00:23:18,000 I hope you get to do it again. 516 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,879 Get all of them. 517 00:23:18,879 --> 00:23:20,480 So can I ask you a question? 518 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:24,720 I know we're mid battle, but don't you find it's maybe a little, 519 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,440 it's a little grosser here. 520 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,160 When you're coming in, maybe sort of from the outside, it's a bit, 521 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:35,920 I always found it, you know, like it was home and it's kind of icky. 522 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:40,000 It is a bit now that, you know, you kind of see it through a different lens 523 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,600 and you realize like, oh, those, you can roll down those hills, 524 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,120 but those hills are made of people's skin. 525 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,120 Yeah, it's kind of gross. 526 00:23:48,079 --> 00:23:49,920 Anyway, just a thought that occurred to me 527 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,839 and I was wondering if you were kind of feeling the same way. 528 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,920 I think I'm getting there. 529 00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:55,539 Flint. 530 00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,640 So the zombies are all dealt with for the time being? 531 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,000 There's a few of them that were kind of a little bit too far back. 532 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,120 So like five of them. 533 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,680 Okay, but they're still far back. 534 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:13,680 Yeah, the undead bison that Night Hunter was on top of is prone 535 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,279 and is like thrashing even though it has its skull split open, 536 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:22,240 but being held down by the sheer brute force of Night Hunter. 537 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,240 Yeah, I guess I'll take my Dwarven Thrower 538 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,799 and throw it towards some of those zombies 539 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,799 that are a little ways back still. 540 00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:29,440 Awesome. 541 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,640 I mean, clearly the bison is under control by Night Hunter. 542 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,279 Yeah. 543 00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:35,120 Oh, she's got this. 544 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,319 First one's a 30. 545 00:24:37,839 --> 00:24:40,559 Second is a 19. 546 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,640 Oh, 19, that's it. 547 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,079 Third is a 29. 548 00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:45,519 That must have been a bad roll. 549 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,759 All of those will hit. 550 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,120 It's just a plus 14 to hit, guys. 551 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,160 It's no big deal. 552 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,200 No biggie. 553 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,000 No big deal. 554 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,680 It's just a thing. 555 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,520 I guess how many are left for us? 556 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,400 Is there more than three? 557 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,440 I think I said five. 558 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,960 Okay, I'll throw at like three individual ones 559 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,040 to try to kind of hit them each. 560 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,640 Yeah. 561 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,400 Since it like comes back to me every time. 562 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,120 Of course. 563 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,840 First one's going to take 12 damage. 564 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,760 Second one's going to take 10 damage. 565 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,880 And the third one is going to take 11 damage. 566 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,400 Just very mediocre rolls. 567 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,800 We'll say the hammer whips out 568 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,280 and as some of them are shambling back up, 569 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,080 like you catch them in the head and it knocks them back 570 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,040 and their head kind of like cracks and pops back. 571 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,760 And then even on the recoil, you get some. 572 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,080 So you get like almost double damage for like, 573 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,440 especially like the 30 roll. 574 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,080 So they're pretty much cleared out. 575 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,720 There's one that's slowly, 576 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,440 like one arm trying to crawl towards you all. 577 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:52,080 But it's a ways out still. 578 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,519 Thea, there's one. 579 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,240 One lone. 580 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,080 There's one lone zombie. 581 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,440 There's the bison, 582 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,200 which is looking like it's on his last legs. 583 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,960 Like even Night Hunter would probably be able 584 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,920 to take care of on the next one. 585 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,840 But then you hear like this buzzing sound 586 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,759 off in the distance coming from over across the river. 587 00:26:11,759 --> 00:26:14,720 And you look and you turn and you look 588 00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:20,960 and you see these huge insectoid like creatures. 589 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,200 And they're dripping with like blood 590 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,319 and viscous material from their mouths. 591 00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:28,240 And there's like 15 of them. 592 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,079 And they're coming over this river. 593 00:26:30,079 --> 00:26:31,519 And as they get closer, 594 00:26:31,519 --> 00:26:33,680 like just the edge of the other side, 595 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:39,600 you see 15 giant like bulbous dragonflies. 596 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,279 Way to make dragonflies gross, honey. 597 00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:43,920 Yeah, you're welcome. 598 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,560 Nicely done. 599 00:26:45,759 --> 00:26:47,519 Vorunax, could I ask you a quick question? 600 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:48,960 Shoot. 601 00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:51,680 In order for zombies to attack somebody, 602 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,560 don't they have to be sent? 603 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,400 Someone's controlling them? 604 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,600 Or either they're under the command of a domain 605 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:02,720 that they exist in if they are programmed upon creation, 606 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,640 which is very likely. 607 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,320 I mean, and it could just, you know, this is, 608 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,640 I mean, honestly, this is kind of par for the course. 609 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,160 Okay, that was just my question. 610 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,200 Are we drawing too much attention to ourselves by, 611 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,640 you know, kicking ass? 612 00:27:19,519 --> 00:27:20,960 Maybe, but at the same time, 613 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,720 I think just kind of existing in the capacity we do 614 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,519 draws attention. 615 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,080 Fair enough, okay. 616 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,120 Before you take your turn, 617 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:32,320 you also hear off in the distance this echoing roar 618 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,600 of what sounds like some huge creature 619 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,560 that you can't see, but the ground begins to tremble. 620 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,120 What the fuck is that? 621 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,120 Would I recognize that roar? 622 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,200 Uh, me? 623 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,040 It's Moxie. 624 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:47,680 Come here, girl. 625 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:47,920 Yeah. 626 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,680 Come on. 627 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,000 Yeah. 628 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,200 Daddy missed you. 629 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,320 Uh, yeah, probably. 630 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,240 You would, well, I mean, you would know 631 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,400 that within range of Orcus's castle, 632 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,720 there are several large creatures 633 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,240 that could have made that sound. 634 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,520 It could be one of two things. 635 00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:14,639 It could be a Orcus's dearly beloved Tyrannosaurus Rex, 636 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,680 or it could be the undead Tarasque 637 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,319 that you know roams narrative. 638 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,680 We should probably go. 639 00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:30,240 Yeah, I was just thinking, 640 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,240 we like, we got important things to do. 641 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,000 I don't want to be wasting my energy 642 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,240 on just like random undead. 643 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,920 Can we like skedaddle? 644 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,119 I would like that very much. 645 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:40,639 I would like to skedaddle. 646 00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:41,359 Yeah. 647 00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:42,960 I'm holding L1 and R1. 648 00:28:43,519 --> 00:28:45,119 So everybody is skedaddling. 649 00:28:45,839 --> 00:28:47,680 Can they hunt or take one more hack? 650 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,119 Yeah, for sure. 651 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,639 She would not leave a creature just like wounded, 652 00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:54,319 even though it's an undead. 653 00:28:54,319 --> 00:28:55,440 100 percent. 654 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:55,839 All right. 655 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,720 Where are you skedaddling to? 656 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:00,400 Great question. 657 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,160 Deeper into the Shantytown? 658 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,440 Yeah, we'd probably move closer 659 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,759 towards the center of the city at least. 660 00:29:05,759 --> 00:29:07,920 Vorunax and Lipsinki would have knowledge 661 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,880 of often to like either the right or the left, 662 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,080 depending on which way you go. 663 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:17,920 There are staircases that go up this large mountain side 664 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,440 that lead up to Orcus's castle, 665 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,560 which you can see just kind of cresting 666 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,960 the top of the mountain as well. 667 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,640 Up there, there are also monasteries 668 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,440 and ways down into the dungeons and crypts. 669 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,400 But yes, you can absolutely go further in 670 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:43,120 and like sidekick some of these still half-living, 671 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:50,080 half-unalive zombies as you're heading in there. 672 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,519 You are being actively chased by these dragonflies, though. 673 00:29:53,519 --> 00:29:57,840 Oh, I thought maybe we'll just scooch away. 674 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,880 They were heading towards you. 675 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,680 You didn't make yourselves invisible. 676 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,960 So they're going to try to attack you. 677 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,240 There's a lot of them to attack. 678 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,759 Half of them get 18. 679 00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:13,200 Well, if we were still in combat, 680 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,000 can I say I hold my action then until they get closer? 681 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,560 Sure, yeah. 682 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,120 So they are close enough that you could attack them. 683 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,400 Okay, I would like to. 684 00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:25,600 If running away and just avoiding this conflict 685 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,440 isn't an option, I didn't know that 686 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,080 they were like a for sure thing like 687 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:32,799 maybe it was just a flyby. 688 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:33,679 Maybe they were just passing over. 689 00:30:33,679 --> 00:30:34,799 How many dragonflies? 690 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:35,759 I think I said 15. 691 00:30:35,759 --> 00:30:36,319 15. 692 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,720 Yeah, there was a fair amount of them. 693 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,839 Yeah, which is why I thought leaving would be a good idea. 694 00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:43,839 Okay, but instead of that, 695 00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:50,480 Thea will eldritch blast four of them. 696 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,240 You can hear the drone of their wings 697 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,519 as they come over the river 698 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,960 and are coming in behind you. 699 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,159 You're running into the center of this town 700 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,160 and they're closing in 701 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,920 and you see they're sharp. 702 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,800 They've got like these grinding saw-like teeth 703 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,400 that they open their mouths 704 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,920 and they come in towards you 705 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,120 and you hit them. 706 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,640 Welcome to the middle. 707 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,040 It's me, your dungeon master, Russ More. 708 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,320 How you doing, friends? 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776 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:31,680 You rolled five. 777 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,160 Okay. 778 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,000 Ignore that last 13 then. 779 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,160 Okay. 780 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,279 So you hit them with two 781 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,360 and you have a nat one in there. 782 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,319 So roll damage for the two. 783 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,200 Part of me doesn't want to anymore. 784 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,680 Can I just take it all back? 785 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,240 Six damage. 786 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,039 That sucks. 787 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,840 And seven. 788 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,560 You're going to shoot one off. 789 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,240 It's going to go wide 790 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,240 and one is going to come in for a bite 791 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,880 that sneaks in behind you on this nat one. 792 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,519 And that's going to be a 23 to attack you. 793 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:06,480 Yeah. 794 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,680 And that's going to be six necrotic damage 795 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,480 that you're going to take. 796 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,320 I expected it to be a lot worse than that. 797 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,720 Everybody make a dexterity saving throw. 798 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:19,760 Oh, nat 20. 799 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:21,440 Two. 800 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,360 15. 801 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,519 Plus three, so five. 802 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,760 Unnatural 20. 803 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,200 Oh, and if you're within 10 feet of me, 804 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,400 you get a plus four to it. 805 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:32,800 All right. 806 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,680 Oh, nine. 807 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,880 Oh, fuck off. 808 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,920 19. 809 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,200 12 for Night Hunter. 810 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,559 Okay, so Night Hunter and Thea are 811 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,519 you're all tearing off and you dive in 812 00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:53,360 and into one of these shacks and get away. 813 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:57,920 As Night Hunter and Thea are trying to follow you, 814 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,519 they get sideswiped by them. 815 00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:04,080 You're going to take nine bludgeoning damage each 816 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,120 as these dragonflies bombard into you. 817 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,080 Inside of this shack, 818 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,720 as you two are still outside being now swarmed 819 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,800 and circled around by these dragonflies, 820 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:20,960 there is a staircase that goes down into the earth. 821 00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:22,480 The skin earth. 822 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:27,760 Quotation, heavy quotation marks on perspective. 823 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,560 It's earth. 824 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,200 It's gross. 825 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,840 They say ground instead. 826 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,880 Ground. 827 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,600 Like meat. 828 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,300 Yeah. 829 00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:38,080 Oh my god. 830 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:38,580 Yeah. 831 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,600 So everybody except Night Hunter and Thea are now inside. 832 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,320 We can go to the top. 833 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,320 Grants is his turn. 834 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:53,280 And he's going to try to assist by casting a spell. 835 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:54,980 Oh, no. 836 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,280 Expeditious retreat. 837 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,080 Does he have to move at an incredible pace? 838 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,400 Allows me to move at an incredible pace. 839 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:05,760 Helpful. 840 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,080 It does sound like he would cast that on himself. 841 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,280 I mean, he's already out of the way. 842 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:10,880 Let's go. 843 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,720 Jim's magic missile. 844 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:16,260 Gross. 845 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:18,820 What? 846 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:20,720 It's his dick. 847 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,720 You create three twisting, whistling, hypoallergenic, 848 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,800 gluten-free darts of magical force. 849 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,600 Each dart targets a creature of your choice. 850 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,800 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 851 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,280 OK. 852 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,920 They're going to try and shoot these out and disperse them. 853 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,800 All three zip out. 854 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,640 And one is critical. 855 00:36:42,639 --> 00:36:44,879 So 2d4. 856 00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:48,079 So they're going to take a whole bunch of damage 857 00:36:48,079 --> 00:36:51,119 as these magic missiles fly out and explode around you 858 00:36:51,839 --> 00:36:55,039 in almost like a firework fashion, 859 00:36:56,079 --> 00:37:00,319 giving you a moment to duck back inside this shack. 860 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:01,440 You slam the door shut, 861 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:05,359 and they're hitting on the walls trying to break in. 862 00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:07,839 Thanks, Grants. 863 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,679 Oh, yeah, no problem. 864 00:37:09,679 --> 00:37:11,599 Yes, we could have taken them, though. 865 00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:14,719 Learned that one from a friend named Jim down in the abyss here. 866 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,199 Like to show off his magic missile. 867 00:37:17,759 --> 00:37:18,239 Impressive. 868 00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,559 We met a few people like that, haven't we? 869 00:37:20,559 --> 00:37:22,159 Yeah, there's a few down here. 870 00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,159 It attracts all types, doesn't it? 871 00:37:24,799 --> 00:37:26,079 Yeah, it does. 872 00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:28,960 Well, thank you for actually helping. 873 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,039 I read my book. 874 00:37:32,559 --> 00:37:34,319 And not just like I said I read my book, 875 00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:35,839 like a couple of the last times, 876 00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:38,719 but like I actually like read them and learned, 877 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,880 and it was like we got this book for a reason, 878 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,360 and there was a whole bunch of really cool stuff in there. 879 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,000 Did you know? 880 00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:48,240 Did you know that I have this thing called Expeditious Retreat? 881 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,400 It's only helpful to me, but in case we get, 882 00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:55,280 I specifically get Nubind, I can run really fast if I cast it. 883 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,360 I can summon some Shadow Spawn. 884 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,240 We want to see that one? 885 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:01,920 Later. 886 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,720 Okay, cool. 887 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,400 Yeah, it's probably not the time. 888 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,000 I got Aberrations. 889 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,599 I got Modify Memories. 890 00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:11,360 I can't wait to see all of these happen. 891 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,839 We'll have a show and tell at one point. 892 00:38:13,839 --> 00:38:14,639 Anybody tired? 893 00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:15,440 I got Catnap. 894 00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:17,839 Nope. 895 00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:19,599 That might actually be beneficial later. 896 00:38:20,639 --> 00:38:21,920 Doing good right now. 897 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,559 Hold on to that one. 898 00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:24,480 So are we going down into the meat hole? 899 00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:27,360 Oh, please never say that again. 900 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,799 Sounds like a pretty rocking Saturday. 901 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,880 Before we do that, can Lipsinki cast Hallow? 902 00:38:38,559 --> 00:38:44,960 It will block any undead because we've entered like sort of a cave essentially, right? 903 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,400 Like a downward passage, like a dungeon entrance kind of. 904 00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:57,759 So I will reach down and probably not very happily touch the ground. 905 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,079 It purrs. 906 00:39:00,079 --> 00:39:14,159 What matters is undead can't enter the area and I can bind an extra effect to the area, 907 00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:17,279 which you have to agree to, my dear GM. 908 00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,519 Which could be like daylight or darkness or 909 00:39:24,559 --> 00:39:26,000 everlasting rest. 910 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,480 Dead bodies can't be turned into undead. 911 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,559 Fear, creatures get frightened when they're there. 912 00:39:32,559 --> 00:39:33,519 No sound. 913 00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:34,719 I mean, it kind of doesn't matter. 914 00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:41,199 I'm just hoping to stop anything from following us down here to be honest. 915 00:39:41,199 --> 00:39:42,559 And it can be up to 60 feet. 916 00:39:42,559 --> 00:39:44,960 I don't know how big the entrance is, probably not that big. 917 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:45,920 But yeah, absolutely. 918 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,119 You cast Hallow. 919 00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:49,920 What is the effect that you want? 920 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,719 Well, actually, no, you would have been spent time down in the abyss. 921 00:39:53,200 --> 00:40:00,880 So you can pick the effect that it has, knowing that I probably would have twisted it to daylight. 922 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:05,280 Yeah, no, let's say, actually, let's say silence. 923 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,440 So no sound can come out. 924 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,920 So I mean, I don't know how they're finding us. 925 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,040 They're probably just sensing our aliveness. 926 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,960 Yeah, got that sweet, sweet pulse. 927 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,720 That beating heart, that pulse, all that delicious stuff. 928 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,760 Exactly. 929 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,680 My anxiety sweat that Lipsynche probably has. 930 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,160 But let's say silence. 931 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,840 So now we can sort of speak freely without they can't hear us and they can't get in. 932 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,720 Does silence work for them or for all of you? 933 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,200 It says no sound can emanate from within the area. 934 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,000 So you can't talk. 935 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,080 Only for 60 feet. 936 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:42,560 I don't want to. 937 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,200 Yeah, only for 60 feet. 938 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,960 Oh yeah, just so we can get in further. 939 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,240 Yeah, not forever. 940 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,320 Yeah, I just want to put up a sound blocking. 941 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,200 It's great for an audio podcast. 942 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,680 We've described some gross things. 943 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,280 This could be a podcast now. 944 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:57,780 We have. 945 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,680 The word anus has been said. 946 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,559 Dick has already been thrown out there in many ways. 947 00:41:04,559 --> 00:41:05,680 Welcome to the abyss. 948 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,039 We've made it. 949 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:15,280 Okay, yes, Hallow Spell goes silence deafening for you. 950 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:21,120 You lose the sound of the dragonfly beating against the outside of the shack as you 951 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:27,120 begin to descend and out of the 60 foot range of this spell and you walk down. 952 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:33,120 Everybody make a sanity saving throw please or a sanity roll. 953 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,200 You all, of course, rolled your sanity stat and wrote it down somewhere important. 954 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,519 Yeah, I did write it down somewhere. 955 00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:41,040 I do remember writing it down. 956 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,320 I also don't remember writing it down. 957 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,559 Oh, no, because I asked you, where do we record that? 958 00:41:44,559 --> 00:41:48,480 And you were like, I'll figure it out and I'll put it in for you, Amy. 959 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,160 And I'm like, you do everything for me. 960 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:50,960 I love you. 961 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,559 I got a 22 total. 962 00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:54,000 I got a 13. 963 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:54,800 14. 964 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,000 16 for Thea. 965 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,960 One for Nighthunter. 966 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:02,160 Oh, no. 967 00:42:02,559 --> 00:42:04,399 Oh, okay. 968 00:42:04,399 --> 00:42:13,519 So everybody who got below 15 is going to take 15 sanity damage, which is going to 969 00:42:13,519 --> 00:42:17,199 be a separate pool that we'll have to keep track of. 970 00:42:18,559 --> 00:42:21,599 And for the one, you're going to take 30. 971 00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:24,000 But my sanity was only six. 972 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,799 I don't understand. 973 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:26,799 Okay. 974 00:42:26,799 --> 00:42:28,159 Is it like a one to one of HP? 975 00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:29,920 Is that what you're wanting to do? 976 00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:31,839 It's a count up scale. 977 00:42:32,799 --> 00:42:33,920 So, yeah. 978 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:38,559 So once you reach a certain threshold of sanity, things can happen. 979 00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:39,440 What's the threshold? 980 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,480 I'm already at 30. 981 00:42:42,799 --> 00:42:44,159 So we'll find out when we get there. 982 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:53,199 But different things happen to characters' perception, to the way that they interact 983 00:42:53,199 --> 00:42:57,119 with the world, to the madness that they can succumb to. 984 00:42:58,879 --> 00:42:59,839 Fuck. 985 00:42:59,839 --> 00:43:00,319 Yeah. 986 00:43:00,319 --> 00:43:01,440 Poor Nighthunter. 987 00:43:02,159 --> 00:43:02,659 Yeah. 988 00:43:03,599 --> 00:43:04,099 Yeah. 989 00:43:04,879 --> 00:43:11,920 I just sort of realized Nighthunter was just like living life with Elia just so recently. 990 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,079 Just so happily. 991 00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:15,279 Blissful. 992 00:43:15,279 --> 00:43:17,279 After being alone for so long. 993 00:43:17,279 --> 00:43:18,319 It was rough for her. 994 00:43:18,319 --> 00:43:18,719 Yeah. 995 00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:19,759 Found love. 996 00:43:19,759 --> 00:43:20,719 Got married. 997 00:43:23,599 --> 00:43:25,359 Found somewhere safe in the whole broken world. 998 00:43:25,359 --> 00:43:29,119 Practically had a child because, I mean, Opal. 999 00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:30,239 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1000 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:30,400 So. 1001 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:34,960 It's sad. 1002 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,680 She didn't choose to be there. 1003 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,680 No, no, that was a poor roll. 1004 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:40,880 Hey. 1005 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,040 Look where we ended up. 1006 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,240 Hey, don't put that on me. 1007 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,800 That was a story that did that. 1008 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,480 You go down. 1009 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:52,720 So feel free to, as you take like heavy amounts of sanity damage to 1010 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:55,440 have that affect your character in ways that make sense, 1011 00:43:55,519 --> 00:44:02,240 um, you're reacting to basically all of the disgusting shit you've seen to this point 1012 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:08,559 and are now walking down this, um, this tunnel system. 1013 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:17,840 But it's been, we've said it in jest before, but it's been like carved from 1014 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,559 gross bone and decaying material. 1015 00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:28,400 And it's like, you can feel the ground shift underneath your feet and like, 1016 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,720 you can see it contract as you're walking down this long chamber. 1017 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:39,519 And as you, um, as you get past the 60 feet where the silent spell has been cast, 1018 00:44:39,519 --> 00:44:43,840 like there's this thrumming noise that you can hear echoing down 1019 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,160 the entire cave system that you're now in. 1020 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,920 We are not in anus, yes? 1021 00:44:53,039 --> 00:44:56,800 Oh no, smell, smells not quite right for that. 1022 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,720 I've been in one of those before down here. 1023 00:44:59,519 --> 00:45:00,400 I bet you have. 1024 00:45:01,519 --> 00:45:03,600 Might be closer to esophagus. 1025 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,480 Yes, yeah. 1026 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Grancis, being in here really reminds me of when, you know, we were kind of together 1027 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,719 and working before I sort of had my change of heart and 1028 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,320 went with Vorunax and I am, I, it is not a pleasant memory. 1029 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,480 You must be having kind of a hard time down here. 1030 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,199 Yeah. 1031 00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:28,719 Would you like to talk about it? 1032 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:36,639 Okay. Um, so I got captured and they put me down in the abyss. 1033 00:45:36,639 --> 00:45:37,840 That's where I met Lipsinki. 1034 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,679 So that was cool when Lipsinki showed up 1035 00:45:40,639 --> 00:45:41,839 because I was there for a little while. 1036 00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:45,919 Before that, you know, I was a ghost for a bit and there was this real dick 1037 00:45:45,919 --> 00:45:54,079 who was like trying to just get ghosts to come help Orcus and they were all real 1038 00:45:54,079 --> 00:46:00,960 jerk bags and then like pulled me in through this light and then I ended up down here. 1039 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,519 But the time and time again that they tried to kill me, one time, like I said, 1040 00:46:05,519 --> 00:46:10,320 it was in an anus. So you're like having to deal with like, you know, everything being, 1041 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,480 all the moisture being sucked from your body. 1042 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:17,679 And then you're just like this shell of a human that's resting in the, 1043 00:46:17,679 --> 00:46:22,480 just in the colon of one of these huge creatures, just waiting to be shot out. 1044 00:46:23,679 --> 00:46:28,000 Oh, oh, they made you the corn. Yes. Yes. That's classic. 1045 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:33,280 Yeah. I remember them laughing and be like, oh, we can still see the husk. 1046 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,200 Oh, yep. Shucks. I wish I'd been there. 1047 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,960 It's not goodbye. It's a see you later. 1048 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,080 Yeah. Yeah. 1049 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:45,680 So that was one time. I'm sure we'll have lots of time. 1050 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,720 Where does this tunnel system, do you know this tunnel system? 1051 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:55,440 Well, if I were to guess, it would run to the blood sewers that run underneath the, 1052 00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:02,720 underneath the city, which we could make our way at least to the inner circle, which 1053 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,360 might not be too bad overall, as far as the denizens there. 1054 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:12,880 There are some undead of intellect that do not just mindlessly, mindlessly shamble, 1055 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,840 which that would be where we would have to be more on our toes and 1056 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,960 maybe have a story straight as far as what we're doing, whether we're still doing the, 1057 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:29,040 you are my prisoners. And at this point, what did we decide? Lipsinkia, 1058 00:47:29,039 --> 00:47:34,639 the well-trained new hire or? 1059 00:47:34,639 --> 00:47:40,880 Yeah. I don't, I mean, gosh, where am I here now? 1060 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,039 What would happen if you saw you now? 1061 00:47:43,759 --> 00:47:48,320 Yeah. I mean, I can't see me. I feel like I might still, I mean, we haven't met, 1062 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:52,960 so I must still, I mean, maybe I'm with Grancis. Like maybe I'm still, 1063 00:47:53,519 --> 00:47:56,800 you know, on the, on the hard side of things. 1064 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:02,160 Well, no, cause if you haven't met Vorunax, like Vorunax, if you remember, 1065 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,320 I captured you in Blackpool and Blackpool wasn't set up yet. So, 1066 00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:12,800 so you were still like wandering about, listening to the voices in your head. 1067 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:18,320 I'm still up above just digging holes, happily getting put in prison. I guess it 1068 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,680 wasn't great either. Although Vorunax is here, so maybe you won't get put in prison. 1069 00:48:21,679 --> 00:48:23,359 Oh, maybe. 1070 00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,119 That's highly likely. 1071 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:29,440 Oh, that, I mean, that's uplifting, isn't it? There's a version of you that never gets 1072 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,599 captured. There's a version of me that doesn't get put in prison and captured. 1073 00:48:33,599 --> 00:48:35,440 High fives. We did something good already. 1074 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,519 Oh, I don't think we should touch hands. 1075 00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:38,399 We're all ready. 1076 00:48:38,399 --> 00:48:42,719 What if we could find the other you and harness their power through their life source 1077 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:43,599 and feed it to you? 1078 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:45,279 Well, I think, I mean- 1079 00:48:45,279 --> 00:48:47,599 I feel like you're stronger, bigger, better, Lipsinkia. 1080 00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:48,960 Yes. Grancis gets it. 1081 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,839 I mean, Grancis, I don't- 1082 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,640 I mean, that kind of sounds like we're going down the wrong road. 1083 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:58,240 Yeah, I'm not sure, because I'm so new to this whole being good thing, but like, 1084 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:02,800 Thea, that sounds, I know I'm allowed to kill bad people as much as I want, 1085 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,160 but I feel like I probably can't go find innocent me. 1086 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,240 Oh, and would you want to do that to innocent you? 1087 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:08,720 That would be- 1088 00:49:09,519 --> 00:49:13,760 No, I wouldn't, actually. You're right. Grancis, Vorunax. No, we're not going to do that. 1089 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,800 Now, hold on a second. Though, what if we found Grancis down here? 1090 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:24,640 And fed him to our Grancis to make a super Grancis? 1091 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,120 To make, to make a super Grancis. 1092 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,120 I don't, I don't think the world could handle that. 1093 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,320 I've had that happen before. 1094 00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:32,240 Oh. 1095 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:33,920 Yeah, where they fed me to me and- 1096 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,280 Oh, right. 1097 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,400 Yeah, it was a real vore thing that I didn't care for. 1098 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:38,800 Yeah. 1099 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,000 With a nice Chianti? 1100 00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:45,280 Yeah, yeah. They said it was, it was really just Kirtle's blood. 1101 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,079 Yeah, I mean, most things you get down here- 1102 00:49:48,079 --> 00:49:49,200 Yeah, they probably got it. 1103 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:49,840 It's just Kirtle's. 1104 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:50,560 From the bloods, it was. 1105 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,360 Kirtle's blood. 1106 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:51,920 Yep. 1107 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,320 Yeah. 1108 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:52,640 Yes. 1109 00:49:54,080 --> 00:50:00,240 So, I guess what I'm saying, Vorunax, is I don't know. What do we do? Are we all prisoners? 1110 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:06,160 Does it make more sense if I'm like, like you're lackey that, that can kind of help or- 1111 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:13,840 I think, I think them being the prisoners makes sense. I believe we could turn 1112 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:21,840 you into, yes, my lackey, or my new pickup. 1113 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:29,600 You're like, oh, this one seems promising. Brought her along just because everything checked out. 1114 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:34,000 Above board. Exceeds expectation. 1115 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,920 I mean, that is what happens eventually, so it seems- 1116 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,559 Yeah, you've been through the steps. You paid the dues. 1117 00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:43,680 Exactly. I mean, this way, I'm doing it without having to go through 1118 00:50:43,679 --> 00:50:47,119 all the torture and what, and being roommates with Granzis, so. 1119 00:50:47,759 --> 00:50:48,239 That's true. 1120 00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:51,119 And all the best lies have that anchoring truth. 1121 00:50:51,919 --> 00:50:52,399 Exactly. 1122 00:50:52,399 --> 00:50:53,440 Yeah, exactly. 1123 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:53,919 Okay. 1124 00:50:53,919 --> 00:50:55,199 Good point, good point. 1125 00:50:55,199 --> 00:51:00,480 At what point should you, like, do we need to be tied up and, 1126 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,719 and like that air quotes because- 1127 00:51:03,759 --> 00:51:04,319 Right. 1128 00:51:04,319 --> 00:51:09,759 Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I guess the question is, are we going, are you taking us? 1129 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:17,360 So we got to go through the blood sewers and then we hang a right at, at the tonsils 1130 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:24,000 and then do we make our way straight to Orcus or are you swinging us by the prison? 1131 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,080 Are we going to the prison or are we going to Orcus? 1132 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,880 I think we should eat Granzis. 1133 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,160 Granzis, what happened when you ate yourself? 1134 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,440 Did you become extra powerful? 1135 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,960 In that instance, no, no, I, I cried. 1136 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:42,960 Yeah, it was dark, it was a dark time. 1137 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,679 Yes, that's terrible. 1138 00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:49,280 Well, yeah, do we just roll in and say, 1139 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:53,679 Orcus, look at this, it's, it's Thea Anastasia. 1140 00:51:53,679 --> 00:51:54,240 And the crew. 1141 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:55,920 Flint. 1142 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,079 I don't think I feel comfortable being the headliner. 1143 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,800 I feel like you and Flint kind of are the, the headliner. 1144 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:05,440 No offense. 1145 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,240 Granzis, 900, no offense to you, but I mean, they. 1146 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:08,880 It is true. 1147 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,080 I do not need to know myself. 1148 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:10,880 It's pretty famous. 1149 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,560 It's best to keep me at the back. 1150 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:16,400 I've got things like delayed blast fireball. 1151 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,120 Well, it sounds like you need to get that checked out. 1152 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:19,600 Agreed. 1153 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,880 I also have sequester. 1154 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,800 You want me to try that one out on you? 1155 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,160 I'm not into horses. 1156 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,519 And that's where we're in that episode. 1157 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:42,160 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 143, starring Amy More as Thea and Night Hunter, 1158 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:47,200 Carla Maxted as Lipsinki, Tom Laird as Flint, with Kyle Clasett as Vorunax, 1159 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,120 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 1160 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:53,280 Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted and sound design by Russ More. 1161 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,920 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and Artlist and sound effects from 1162 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,400 Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 1163 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,960 And a huge thank you to our supporters for this episode. 1164 00:53:03,119 --> 00:53:05,519 And a huge thank you to our supporting producers. 1165 00:53:05,519 --> 00:53:10,320 Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Craig Zeitz, 1166 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,400 Perry Matey, Kayla Littlejohn, L.A. 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